Bad Video Game Fan Website

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A Video Game Fan Website are usually lone run sites personally updated and maintained by various individuals who are fans of video games, and share their enthusiasm and hobbies with others in camaraderie and enjoyment through the use of the internet and online communications.

A Bad Video Game Fan Website are usually places of the same description, but tossed in with shitty attitudes, bitter nerds, and hypocritical fandom fapping that it would make whoever they worship utterly can their series instantly due to their existence. Metal Gear, anyone?

Here at Lurkmore, we are dedicated to the documentation of shitty holes and other habitations of extremely dickless nerds who often use their hobbies as a means of venting frustrations unhealthily at others and communicate to us that they aren't welcome to any self respecting person outside of their little bubble of bitter bile they enjoy using the anonymity of the internet to hide behind.

Please enjoy and please express to them how shitty of a site they have because the user is also a piece of laughable shit who are too scared to even say at least any of what they post on the web in real life.

Electronic Gaming Magazine

Hardcore Gaming 101

Hardcore Gaming 101 was a website which once helped entail and detail a lot of great games akin to a library and exhibit online. Unfortunately, time passes and nothing lasts forever. Instead of aging gracefully and being informative, Hardcore Gaming 101 now remains home to any dumbfuck with enough frustration at being a cocksucker in real life and exhibit awkward displays of off hand racism and irrelevant shit humor typical in the shit end of gamers. You could go through and wade through the articles that don't suck dick, but just beware, the shitfest continues to this day.

Socks Make People Sexy

Socks Make People Sexy is a seemingly decently made site.... Until you get into it core of scum and villainy. Made by Polly, a cocktease of a bland lesbian punx chick with so much tryhard that it will make you wish to shoot your brains out, and Pat, a pussy deprived English Major nerd from New Jersey who still can't live down the fact that he got cockteased by a cute Japanese chick during a JET program run to glorious Nippon, the site loves to pride itself as a video game fansite, that is, until you, again, bite into its rotten core of scum and villainy. It's a prime example of gamerdom's lovely display of offhand racism and self entitled fatheaded do nothing spectator backseat developer mentality. It is also home to the "Final Fantasy Retrospective", and we put that into twenty quotations because its author is Pat, who interjects much of his colored glasses experience collection and hatred and ridicule against Japanese people that we might as well report this lovely troupe of losers to the Southern Poverty Law Center as an active hate group (spoilers, he jerks off to Final Fantasy VI like any oldfag diehard nostalgia ridden loser). We'll make this brief; a majority of fans who frequent this place are not right in the head, and they all are bitter blue balled males in their late twenties who blame video games of Japanese origin for not making them popular and getting them pussy.