AOL Police

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Often used in phrases to sarcastically mock users who are taking the Internet too seriously. "Oh shit, it's the AOL Police"

I have reported you to AOL for stealing pictures, as it is a crime.

Old meme, long story, still slightly funny. Think of it as if a 3 year old screamed that he was going to sue you for copying his unintelligible scribbles.