CynicalHema
CynicalHema was an unsuccessful camwhore from /b/, previously known for his self-image of being that of a lonely, emo teenager with no friends. He was either trolled almost as quickly as he submitted his posts or ignored completely, leaving him to bump his own posts by himself. After finally giving up, he ran away to WTFux after one of it's first days of appearing on the internet. And after a few years of shelter there, he vanished off of the internet, but eventually returned, reincarnated as a new being with a complete lack of emo.
Biography
Early Pastimes
Frequently, Hema would enjoy trolling his favorite imageboards and chatrooms. Occasionally, when his trolling would result in a ban from 4chan, he would instant message W.T. Snacks and ask him to remove it. Oddly enough, he would. Along with his friend and fellow known troll, liljenny, he swept across other imageboards and chatrooms. He would also join in on trolling when someone else had already started. He was so addicted to trolling that he went so far as to creating multiple AIM screennames used only for trolling, and adding his victims to it's buddy lists so he can tell who has or hasn't been trolled by him yet.
Aliases
Although with CynicalHema being his current primary nickname, he has also had many others. The list follows:
| Name | Forum/IRC | Year/Age Active | Other notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tuxedo_Star | TuxedoMask.net | Age 9 - 11 | First nickname; used on a Sailor Moon fansite |
| Team_Haggle-Tux | TalkCity - #anime | Age 12 - 13 | Name used for an online group |
| Ruthless_Frieza | MSN Groups | Age 13 - 15 | Used for a DragonBallZ forum-based RPG |
| Hema_Twin_Blade | MSN Chat | Age 15 - Current (WindowsLive) | First appearance of 'Hema' |
| Hema | IRC/4chan/WTFux | Age 15 - Current | Nickname most commonly referred by |
| Kuja | IRC | Age 16/17 | Used for a short period of time |
| Sora | IRC | Age 16/17 | Used for a short period of time |
| Steven Tyler Is Old | 4chan | Age 17 | First name used on 4chan |
| Hematic | WTFux/Last.FM | Age 18 | A FAIL at a new twist of his base nickname |
| Hematik | WTFux/Youtube | Age 18 - 19 | A second FAIL |
| SaintRJ | AnonIB | Late '08/Early '09 | Used to keep himself from being linked back to his main nickname |
If it weren't for his constant dissatisfaction with his nicknames, maybe then he would be easily remembered.
Personal Life
Obsolete, no one cares, etc.
He doesn't troll anymore or camwhore as much. He can be found on almost any social networking site, even if he isn't active on them. He blogs occasionally but they aren't the same as his past rants and raves that were on his Myspace.
Trivia
Hema likes to play Final Fantasy XI and Animal Crossing: City Folk.
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