Every time I see...

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A copypasta introduced to /k/ in December 2007. It quickly became a common troll post, as it was easily adaptable to bash whatever weapon is being discussed in given thread.

The Copypasta

Every time I see a [weapon], I want to throw them into a smelter.

Worst ergonomic [weapon type] in existence. Only pure "tactically awesome!" advertising gets them sold.