Mulletchan
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- The correct title of this article is mulletchan. The initial letter is capitalized due to technical limitations.
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Massive liar
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General Info
- Name
- mulletchan, Kimberly Van Ness, "Samara Matsumoto"
- Location
- San Diego, California
- Age
- June 27, 1987
Profile
- Tells everyone she has cancer so they will like her and feel sorry for her.
- She does not have any asian blood.
- She is extremely hairy.
- She is a pathological liar, who lies to cover up her somewhat boring life.
- She does lots of drugs.
- She loves drama
History
Note: The information provided here may or may not be factual - this is due to mulletchan's habitual compulsive lying.
mulletchan is originally from Yellow Springs, Ohio, where she lived with her adoptive mother in a one story house.
She was an active member of the early "irl" 4chan club, often seen at Otakon wearing nothing but a spaghetti string bikini top and sweating profusely (the sweat later sold in box form on eBay). While attending the 2006 Otakon, mulletchan shared a bed with W.T. Snacks. Shortly after, there was large amounts of whispers on the [[/b/]oards concerning whether or not the two had fornicated during their time in the same bed (wtg handjob).
After doing blow (and not much else), mulletchan moved to California to live with her biological father who lives in a boat.
