Captain Cornflake
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Occasionally goes by the handles "FetusMan." However, he is rarely spotted posting with any handles, because he is true anon, unlike namefags like Shiahgo. He isn't above using his name on the sites he is known to attack, however, which has given him a feared reputation, particularly among the Zelda community.
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Status as a "meme"
In December of 2005, the infamous "Game Gear Man" photo was taken and posted on /b/ and /v/. It was posted frequently over the course of the next few months (mostly by him) but other anonymous started to use it in various situations. It is a popular photo for sticky floods, and was also used by himself in the /b/ raid that crashed 4chan on August 24.
Eventually, threads started to arise combining his face from the photo with dozens of other memes and /b/ catchphrases, or simply other images that were popular at the time. These images spread around /b/, and can be seen in use by random anons on occasion. (Gallery of all known Capn-meme pics)
Involvement With Invasions
Captain has been involved with many major /b/ raids, either on major levels in terms of crapflooding and organization, or even starting the raids. This behavior is believed to be traced back to his time on Zelda Universe, where he is famous for notable trolling attacks before converting to full-time /b/tard. (A detailed history can be viewed here) Before becoming a full /b/tard, he is known to have singlehandedly invaded many forums on Proboards and InvisionFree. However, this was typically for reasons having to do with hating specific people who posted on ZU, or as favors for online compatriots. Asking around ZU will reveal some fun stories, but nothing major. Still, now you know where the man got his practice at.
He is credited with starting the highly successful Zelda Guide raid, and the initial parts of the Zelda Universe raids. He was also a driving force behind the anti-Furry raids that sparked /b/day, as well as doing his damned best to try and hold the /b/tards together on 7chan rather than let them drift apart to various weaker factions during the ensuing Civil War, going as far as to author the Declaration of /b/ Independence in order to unite Anon.
Because of his habit of "signing" invaded boards with various "CAPN WAS HERE" image floods, he has gained a feared repuation among forums... espcially ones in the Zelda fansite community, which he harbors an intense hatred for due to rampant fanboyism and general niggotry. Forums he doesn't attack yet frequents are typically fond of his sarcastic yet witty posting style... something he attributes to a trait he picked up from his mentor Emperor Hindmost.
Needless to say, he has made many enemies, most of whom reside in the Zelda fansite community. Counter-attacks against him include AIM floods, defamation of him behind his back on other forums (which usually results in that forum being outright crapflooded, thanks to the long list of spies that work for him) and 3-post crapfloods on sites he is known to run.
He is notable for his stance on being pro-raid, yet against hacking, stating that "These communities we raid need to be able to recover from /b/, so they may live knowing that anonymous owns the internet. We can't exactly continue to exert force on communites that don't exist anymore because of us, can we?"
Dissappearance from /b/
Though he participates in raids now and then, he isn't as active as he used to be. He has since joined up with various groups of trolls around the internet to sate his need for blood. However, rumor has it that someday soon, he will come back once more to lead Anon down the road to victory. Until then, we can only hope.
He was recently caught destroying a random InvisionFree forum just for the lulz.
Contact Information
AIM: capncornflake
Website: Owns the website VG Resource Center (located at VGRC.net) which is a home to many /b/tards.
IRC: He can typically be found on irc.gnug.org, and is usually in #vgrc going by the name 'capncornflake'
