User:Paradox
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Paradox is some random pissant who showed up on /mg/ in an age long gone.
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General Info
- Fake-Reality Name: Luis
- DOB: LEGAL BITCHES
- Location: Lamesville, USA
History
Paradox showed up on /mg/ sometime around late 2006, and due to his dedication to being perpetually lonely pathetic faggot and needing /mg/ to get off, was given access to the mod panel. Content to let his fellow mods deal with purging the ugly, Paradox is happy just banning trolls and watching to make sure the fags don't try to kick each other in the balls too much. He also enjoys occasionally stirring up intellectual discussions on the boards, or attempting to probe whores for personality, because he's a fucking stupid faggot and doesn't understand the simple concept of 'moar cock'.
He's one of those whiny fags that wants to cuddle and flirt before having his asshole decimated. He also has this strange attachment to the concept of being 'classy', and loves wearing formal clothing, drinking tea, and talking about obscure literature. He's also too far big a pussy to talk to people first, and thus much like a shade of Hades or a good woman, doesn't speak until spoken to.
Paradox is renown for being a complete pussy, and has been described as "something which might shit rainbows and puppies". Was probably the spawn of something baked by Jackson Browne. It explains his hobbies of singing folk songs to underprivileged children, and wearing fabulous scarves. He currently makes a living extorting money from senators (less he decide to air their dirty laundry). He collects this cash to burn for warmth to get through the winter.
On dull days, when Ted Stevens hasn't murdered a hobbo or Larry Craig isn't having bus-stop sex, he sits around on his computer, trying to play TF2, fap, read 'The Nibelungenlied', and edit college essays for friends, all at the same time. He also collects and paints dolls with the likenesses of everyone he's ever assassinated, or sold a muffin to ($1.85 each, hugs and drawings acceptable tender - our flavors include blueberry, super blueberry, and LOVE)
Likes
- Grey (Idealism!)
- Cuddling
- Blowing Corpse
- Epistemology
- Ancient poetry
- Shooting zombies
- Dorkyness
Dislikes
- Spring-Time
- Leather
- Facial Hair
- Dyed Hair
- Sexual Accessories
- Being cool.
