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Alde's real information
Some of his other identity
Delicious flat chest long neck.
Alde at church.

Alde (A.K.A Pvt. J. Aldé [1st RB]) showed up in the IRC channel in October 2006. Her eagerness to explain she was a female caused many #chanchan regulars to falsely accuse of her being a fag or trap. She responded with pictures, but even now many believe her gender to be debatable. She spends a lot of time trolling and getting into silly fights. Alde is a guy.

General info

  • Alias: Alde
  • Name: Reina G.
  • Age: 25
  • DOB: October 4th, OLD
  • Birthplace: Essex, England


  • Is part russian.
  • Has a short temper.
  • Has a very short temper.
  • Is married to John Simon Bolívar.
  • Spends all of her free time playing counter-strike.
  • Has 2 dogs. Ruby, a Jack Russel Terrier, and Shota, a Shiba Inu.
  • Has, contrary to belief, a vagina.
  • Regularly hosts iSketch games to draw penises for lulz.
  • Is the director and writer of the critically-acclaimed action thriller, Octonator.

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