Castlevania

What is a man?

Commonly posted in 4chan /b/ whenever a picture of Dracula appears, especially his SotN character design. The predictable variants (substituting nearly any word for "man", and sometimes also for "secrets") often appear as well. /b/ used to be able to recite the whole dialogue once the first line was posted. Here's the whole thing:

Richter - Die, monster. You don't belong in this world!

Dracula - It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wished to pay me tribute.

Richter - Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Dracula - Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.

Richter - Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula - What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk; have at you!

And the actual in-game voice acting, at YTMND.

External links

Official

• Akumajō Dracula series at Konami Tokyo
• Castlevania series at Konami USA

Fan websites

• Castlevania: The Blood Way Fan-made flash game
• The Castlevania Dungeon
• Castlevania: Disharmony A text-based Castlevania RPG
• The Castlevania Saga
• Mr. P's Castlevania Realm