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An Australian who should be considerably more sucsessful than he is at things.


  • Fake-Reality Name: David
  • Location: Perth, Australia.


Coming to /mg/ in the later portion of 2008, Nyan quickly found sucsess in the hoardes of nameless pedophiles who would feed his damaged ego. Wildly attractive (At least, he thinks so) on the internet, he's surprisingly a complete and utter faliure at real-life relationships. As a result, he's not yet had a girlfriend, boyfriend or anything in between. /mg/ is encouraging him to remedy this issue, but he's failing at that too.

Most people overlook his bisexuality, immediatly assuming he's a faggot, though, he might as well be. He appears, sounds and acts considerably older than he is, leading to doubts as to his age.

Living in the most obscure corner of an obscure country, he constantly angsts about the distance between himself and all the people he'd like to have sex/meaningful relationships with. He spends many hours a day speaking to people he's got feelings for over MSN, but dare not ever admit it.


  • Camoflage
  • Most people on /mg/ with a name starting with P
  • Combat trousers
  • Waterpolo
  • World War 2


  • Virginity
  • Lonliness
  • Timezones
  • Waterpolo Training
  • Virginity
  • Lonliness
  • Being a virgin