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Reich-chan began lurking in /b/ months before she ever posted pictures. For reasons beyond the understanding of mankind, there was much controversy about her real nationality once she posted in German on 4chan. She was at any point in time referred to as Commie-chan, German-chan, then eventually Reich-chan.


  • Alias: Reich-chan
  • Name: Dylan
  • DOB: 1988-11-09
  • Height: 5'5"
  • Weight: 145 lbs.
  • Location: Altamonte Springs, Florida


As you'll see from the rest of this page and the links at the bottom of it, she's a massive furry and Bryce is a faggot. Bryce wrote this page and it was about 100 times worse before being edited to what shit it is now.

Extra shit

While titular, Reich's character as a quasi-Nazi is maintained by her fans (those whom are /b/tards at least) as a result of her personal appeal. The meme of the harsh and staccato speaking dominatrix is partially attributed to Reich as she has an interest in the 'high and tight' men of the uniformed SS, the elite of the armed forces for Nazi Germany. However insular it may seem, it is the emasculation of this "right man for the job" stereotype that makes the dominatrix appealing. And it is so that these qualities are attributed to Reich's character imparted by the fact that she speaks German and likes military paraphernalia.


  • Is infatuated with World War II history.
  • Is only a fangirl for Solid Snake.
  • Hates sushi. Tried hard not to.
  • Owns ladies' Soviet uniform.
  • Would engage in sexual relations with Dr. Strangelove.
  • Will never admit that she is a furfag.
  • Believes that blood is for the supply of oxygen to the body, not for playing with.
  • Loves trigonometry.
  • Languages: English and German
  • Weapon of Choice: AK-47
  • Zodiac: Scorpio

More shit


Minerva Mink, Venom, Pyramid Head, Pinhead, Solid Snake, and Millions Knives, respectively.

Music: Lamb, Boards of Canada, Sigur Ros, Radiohead, Aphex Twin, Autechre, Philip Glass, James Newton Howard, Akira Yamaoka, Brazilian Girls, Fatboy Slim, Massive Attack, Kraftwerk, DJ Shadow, Fischerspooner, Frou Frou, Grandaddy, Liza Minelli, Lemon Jelly, Mandalay, Moby, Portishead, The Prodigy, Telepopmusik, The Shins, The Crystal Method, White Town, Hilary Hahn, J. S. Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, et al.

Movies: Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Traffic, The Royal Tenenbaums, Downfall, The Ladykillers, American Psycho, The Silence of the Lambs, Alien, A Clockwork Orange, Magnolia, American Beauty, The Thing, Life is Beautiful, Escape from Sobibor.


Reich-chan's furfaggotry; Bianca and Kera, respectively.

Most of Reich-chan's drawings consist of catgirls. She fucking loves furries. More of her drawings can be found on her deviantART page.[1]

Of all of her drawings, her blonde-haired, brown-furred catgirl, Kera is the most prominent subject. Kera began as a Millions Knives (Trigun)-hounding Mary-Sue and is now a very different and independent character.

Reich-chan does not have a fursona.

The following courtesy of Bryce:

It is obvious that Reich is quite talented at sketching and character design. And while a lot of fur art is disgusting, you can't be so harsh on Reich's drawings as the 'anthropomorphic' elements give the female form a provocative accent rather than being totally racy and having one question their perceptions.


"Reich sold her soul to Hitler. She recieved beauty and ahem, great assets, but in return she would have to learn German and lead the Fourth Reich." - Womble (known pedophile and stalker)

"After being indited for truancy at her county school, Reich was consulted by the Armienian monks of the Tanajamanean Monestary that she may be the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler and Joesph Stalin combined and if in fact she were to give birth it would be the antichirst, the devil incarnate." - Bryce


  • AIM: scary genetics, kosmikophobia
  • MSN:
  • Y!: dorei_neko_yukiusa
  • E-mail:

External links


  1. ^ t3h-dyl4n, deviantART.

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